Rasmussen Poll Results: 20% of Americans are Idiots
Rasmussen didn’t actually conclude that 20% of Americans are idiots, but its new poll on internet poker demonstrates the fact quite clearly.
Responding to polling questions on gambling, 61% of Americans believed that people ought to be allowed to play poker or other games at home for money, but when asked if people ought to be allowed to play poker or other games for money on the internet, only 41% said yes.
OK. So there is our 20% What sort of blithering idiot thinks, “well, yeah, playing live poker at home is ok, but playing internet poker is not?”
In case you were wondering, Rasmussen actually answered the rhetorical question, “what sort of blithering idiot…”
The profile of your average blithering idiot is very likely: Older than 65, middle class to lower middle class, and female. Drilling down into the Rasmussen results just a little shows that these are the three groups most opposed to internet gambling.
In one of those “Seriously? Just go fuck yourself, America” moments, the poll also showed support for state lotteries at 52%. In my opinion, this is serious evidence that 11% of Americans should be taken out and shot. Who anywhere in the neighborhood of his right mind thinks, “yeah, lotteries good, internet poker bad?” What kind of mouth-breathing moron do you need to be to hold both of those opinions in your tiny little brain simultaneously?
Off topic: Some of you may think that taking 11% of Americans out and shooting them is probably extreme, and I might agree in my cooler headed moments. But on a different subject, another Rasmussen poll demonstrated that the number should be no lower than 4%. How do we find the 4%? It’s easy: 78% of Americans believe that Jesus is the son of God. 74% believe he arose from the dead. There’s your 4%–the 4% of people who thought, “yeah, I got no problem believing that the invisible sky man sexed up the earth chick, but no way her son died and came back to life.”To those 4% of Americans, I say: Happy Easter Morons. Now please go die in a grease fire.
On a serious note, I see very little good news in the Rasmussen poll on poker, and that is mainly why I am ranting at the results. If support for internet poker is only at 41%, and opposition is at 42%, it does not seem very likely that we’ll see legislation this year. It seems Congress would need more evidence of popular support before moving on the issue.